"hiring entry level positions"

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

If you’re lucky

(via imaebyabluth)

  • person: well according to your birth certificate you're female
  • me: according to my birth certificate i'm also like 7 pounds